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采妮

采妮

都是二胎惹的祸

    小区门口修车师傅生意特好。人实在,只要不换零件,常常不收钱或只收个块把钱辛苦钱。最近发现他心黑了,价钱明显上调,就连充个气也收1块钱。旁边书报亭大妈是知情人,: 唉,多担待一下吧!他家上个月二胎,一窝生了四个带把的。。。。
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紫由

紫由

讨价还价

去小卖部买烟,10块钱一盒的,给老板100,老板喜咪咪的看着我说:“我没零钱找你,就让我闺女陪你一晚抵账得了。”我一激动:“你老别介啊,我攒个私房钱出来偷偷买烟,真的很不容易啊!”老板:“怎么,你不愿意?要不然我去把我闺女叫出来!”我:“别!别!这钱你不用找了,千万别让您闺女知道我藏私房钱啊!”老板:“好女婿,只要你经常来买东西,我保证不说!哈哈哈”
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采妮

采妮

猪没事就是涨价了

前天和同事去逛超市,说好久没买肉吃了,于是去看猪肉,结果看到的最便宜的猪肉都要十八块多,同事当场惊呼:“猪怎么了,这是!”卖肉的师傅笑着说:“猪没事,就是涨价了。”
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采妮

采妮

心宽

刚才在QQ上有个还在上大学的姑娘突然跟我讲:“朋友介绍我去打工,今天晚上要到一个酒吧领舞,现在有点不敢去。”我:“有什么不敢去的?”姑娘:“刚才在小摊上只吃了碗牛肉面,怕到时候饿。”──姑娘,你心太宽了!
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粉色娘子军

粉色娘子军

缺心眼

昨天路过单位餐厅门口的金鱼池,正好看到一条小金鱼蹦到外边了,还在张嘴,就捡起来扔到池子里。回到家跟老婆聊天时随口说起,老婆抱怨着说,“我说你个缺心眼的,怎么不去向它要幢别墅呢!”
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粉色娘子军

粉色娘子军

贵重物品

下车时导游小姐说:“请带好您的贵重物品。”他拉着我的手说:“快走,贵重物品。”
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粉色娘子军

粉色娘子军

镇静剂

医生:“去给那位今天出院的病人注射一针镇静剂。”护士不解:“都可以出院了,还打镇静剂干嘛?”医生:“等下要结账,我怕他受不了!”
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粉色娘子军

粉色娘子军

欢迎下次再来

我一大学同学毕业后搞了一年营销,发奋考上公务员,分到民政局婚姻登记处。头天上班,一大早就来了对新人登记,那男的客气,给了一包烟和一包糖,同学很激动,麻利的办好手续,起身握手送别,很有礼貌地说了句:欢迎下次再来。
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粉色娘子军

粉色娘子军

我们在睡觉

公司一女同事中午外出吃饭。手机落公司,然后她老公一个劲的打电话,旁边一哥们吃完午睡,很是反感,在电话响起的第N回后,哥们很气愤的拿起电话,吼道:“我们在睡觉,你老打电话,烦不烦。”不一会儿办公室门口就出现了个男的。
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粉色娘子军

粉色娘子军

不白之冤

老先生已有60多岁,而头发胡须却都是黑的。朋友开玩笑地说:“如果用年龄为标准来衡量,您的头发胡须可说是抱冤受屈了!”老先生惊问何故,朋友答道:“它们蒙受了不白之冤呀。”
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