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沉迷学习,无法自拔。

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相信我,这真的是buf。

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假如。。。呵呵

假如:小学有个同学叫李猜。@捧腹网 。。老师点名。结果点到了李猜"你叫什么名字?"“李猜”老师“我问你叫什么名字?”我就叫李猜呀!老师“哦你还上气了,我说你叫什么名字?”“老师我说了几遍了,我真的叫李猜”结果被打了。。。。。
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我TM懂了

老师写了个床字。@捧腹网 然后把小明点了起来。问道这是什么字?小明说“不知道!”老师提示道“晚上爸爸的身体下面是什么?”小明回答道“是妈妈。”老师汗颜。又问道“如果当你妈妈不在家的时候,那你爸爸身下的又是什么呢!”小明想了想又回答道“是叔叔”老师彻底崩溃。“这个字有些难度,我们下次再讨论”
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忘带男朋友了

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把人质放下

青年:大师,我放不下一些人,我放不下一些事…大师:年轻人,心态一定要好,不能冲动!青年:大师,我做不到,我放不下,也不能放啊!大师:你已经被警方包围了,你先把人质放下吧,…@捧腹网
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因为我有病

在医院挂号…有个人插队,我质问她: 你为什么不排队?她回答道:因为我没素质呀。@捧腹网 一时,我竟无言以对,索性一巴掌扇了过去,她跳起来质问我:你…你为什么打我?我告诉她:因为我有病呀!
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别人炸

我有一朋友打10086投诉说:你们为什么乱扣话费,越说越激动。@捧腹网 当时就听见他说:TM的,等下我去炸掉你移动公司去。这时只听见客服幽默的说:先生,如果您硬要去的话,请您早点去,去晚了可能被别人炸了。
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下一辆

“被车撞了爬起来说什么最帅?”“下一辆。@捧腹网
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飞机就飞走了

从网上买了个遥控飞机,打开包装后发现没有遥控器。@捧腹网 于是我打电话给卖家要求退货,卖家说好的,然后飞机就飞走了。
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