a332513556

a332513556

Lz男,去超市买湿巾

Lz男,去超市买湿巾………………还没用过不能割…………看到一包拿着要走,服务员说,先生你买另一款吧。@捧腹网 这个是女士洁 阴用的……丫的,美女你能小声点不,旁边都是人啊……
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a332513556

a332513556

直接笑喷

大学考试,有的是研究生监考。@捧腹网 某日,楼主考试遇一胖研究生妹子监考,长相一般,身高根号2,很是丰满。一进门那妹纸就大吼,把书本交上来!!!教室一片寂静。。。Gc是只见一男生喃喃到:长得不咋滴,没想到脾气比胸还大!,,,直接笑喷。
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晕道理

晕道理

最倒霉的小偷

小偷,偷完东西刚出门,看见主人回来了,急忙逃跑。@捧腹网

  慌不择路,钻进了两处房子的夹缝中。

  本以为能过去,谁知道越往前走越窄,卡在里面走不了,也退不回来。

  万般无奈,自己打了110。

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手机用户782033

手机用户782033

有木有过这样

上大号时有木有过这样?就算再怎么忍,也要找到手机,烟,等都找到了,蹲了坑,发现手纸没带,有木有?有的请蒙击左边。@捧腹网
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绝世灬二货

绝世灬二货

淡定的笑了

我的同学是奇葩女屌一枚,每次带一水壶 水全班女屌哄抢(饥渴→_→)都喝一口 我同学怕了这样的情况于是~在全班安静 的时候突然站起来,大喝一声:大家看我 !吸引目光后拿着水壶猛喝一口再重新吐 回去。@捧腹网 然后的然后她问大家还喝水吗…我 的余光瞟见那水壶里飘荡着一搓镇静而执 着的韭菜叶。
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℡●·转个圈.qq

℡●·转个圈.qq

18cm长

本人男,刚才量了一下自己的头发,18cm 长 于是微信改了签名“刚量了一下,18cm长” 一会儿便有个女性加我,问我真的有18cm长么,我说必须的 然后她要照片看看,我又特意拔了跟头发拍照给发过去了 然后……我被拉黑了! - 笑你妹@捧腹网
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绝世灬二货

绝世灬二货

这呆货。。。

宿舍有一舍友,健忘总忘事,宿舍打热水 要用学生卡,这哥们总忘带卡,后来他意 识到这一点,每次打水总先看下有没有带 卡。@捧腹网 这天他又去打水,先摸下口袋,确认 卡带了,然后打水去了。过了几分钟,这 货屁颠屁颠跑回来了,长叹一口气,“妈的 ,没带壶”
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