露水岸汀

露水岸汀

如何才能正确分辨章鱼的手和脚?

生物课上,老师问:如何才能正确分辨章鱼的手和脚?学生答:放个屁给它闻,会捂住鼻子的就是手,其他的就是脚。@捧腹网 全班皆倒。
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露水岸汀

露水岸汀

乌龟正在河里洗澡被癞蛤蟆看见了

乌龟正在河里洗澡被癞蛤蟆看见了,乌龟:没见过像我这样的美女吗?看你眼珠子都快要蹦出来了。@捧腹网 癞蛤蟆:妹,你就别逗我了,没有看见我身上已经起鸡皮疙瘩了吗?
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露水岸汀

露水岸汀

【世界杯冷笑话】

西班牙说;我冷!德国说;我也冷!法国说;我先回去了啊……英格兰说,慢点,等等我;意大利说;等2天我和你一起回去... 中国说;你们都傻了吧,我直接都没去。@捧腹网

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五道杠杠

五道杠杠

豹子办了个澡堂子

豹子办了个澡堂子,包给狐狸,狐狸包给松鼠,松鼠雇几只蚂蚁搓澡接客。@捧腹网

有一天,狮子去洗澡,掉脸盆里淹死了……。

虎大王震怒,派警察调查情况,骂了狐狸,打了松鼠,最后,抓了8只蚂蚁……,因为他们,竟然没搓澡证!

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文艺青年男

文艺青年男

一只企鹅去偷东西,结果被人发现

一只企鹅去偷东西,结果被人发现,报警后被pol.ice包围了,企鹅灵机一动拿起个黄色的圆盾牌,光明正大的从pol.ice面前走过,结果一堆pol.ice一拥而上把企鹅抓住打了一顿。@捧腹网 企鹅一脸无辜的叫着:为什么你们看得到我???为什么你们看的我???我TMD不是隐身了么???
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