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成人笑话~!小孩长大再看, 花1分钟,让你笑1整天

1:一天蚊子跟螳螂去偷看一女的洗澡,蚊子很自豪的说:看,十年前我在她胸前叮了两口,现在肿的这么大了;螳螂不服气的说,那有什么,我十年前在她两腿间劈了一刀,至今还每个月都在流血……

2:在医院里,一家喜得贵子,孩子刚生下来就回说话,孩子说:“爷爷。@捧腹网 ”爷爷啊的一声就死了。孩子又说:“奶奶。”奶奶啊的一声死了。孩子又说:“爸爸。”他爸爸啊的一声,一看自己没死,这个时候,孩子的老叔啊的一声死了。

3:袋鼠和青蛙去嫖鸡,袋鼠三下两下完事,只听隔壁的青蛙整夜一二三嘿!一二三嘿!袋sd鼠好羡慕,次日,袋鼠说:“哇!~~蛙兄,你好棒哦!。”青蛙说:“操,老子一夜都没跳上床!~~”

4:一只大象问骆驼:“你的咪咪怎么长在背上?”骆驼说:“死远点,我不和鸡鸡长在脸上的东西讲话!”蛇在旁边听了大象和骆驼的对话后一阵狂笑。大象扭头对蛇说:“笑屁!你个脸长在鸡鸡上的,没资格!”

5、有位穷书生发奋读书,就在自己的房门前写下对联以自励,上联是:‘睡草屋闭户演字’,下联是:‘卧脚塌弄笛声腾’,横批:‘甘从天命’。有一天,一个河南人路过此地,见到这副对联就心生好奇,用他的家乡话大声地念了起来:‘谁操我屁股眼子’,‘我叫他弄得生疼’……呦,还有横批!不过这次他给念反了:‘明天重干!’”

6:幼儿园女教师领学生游泳,不慎露出一根X毛,一学生问老师,那是什么啊女教师一狠心将其拔掉,说线头!

7:小女孩总是向小男孩炫耀自己的新玩具.小男孩没办法,只好脱掉裤子说这个你永远没有!女孩也脱掉裤子说我妈说只要有这个,你那玩意儿要多少有多少!

8:一排 妓 女在街边等客,一位八旬老妇见到了,好奇的问:你们在等什么?* 女没好气的说:等棒棒糖!老妇也就排队加入队伍等糖,结果被条子抓,条子问老妇:你牙都没了也能干?老妇笑着曰:我可以舔的!!!

9:司机送领导参加文艺晚会,领导进了会场,司机被保安拦住,司机说我跟领导是一个系统的,保安说:鸡X跟蛋也是一个系统的,****进去了,蛋能进去吗?

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