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每天都有好图,但是有一些短笑话是不是会更好;

1.耶稣和释迦牟尼猜拳。@捧腹网 输了就让对方弹一下脑袋,耶稣总是赢,释迦牟尼就被弹得满头包。终于,释迦牟尼赢了一回,耶稣一看自己输了说:“你等我一会,回来之后你再弹我。”耶稣就再也没回来,所以几千年来,释迦牟尼的一只手就一直保持着那个准备弹耶稣脑袋的姿势;

2.有一个人和一只老虎被分别绑在两颗大树上,绑老虎的绳子下面有一棵蜡烛 ,就快把绳子烧断了,如果绳子被烧断,老虎就会把人吃掉,结果人说了一句话,就没被老虎吃掉-他说“happy birthday!!”老虎就把蜡烛吹灭了;

3.一对情侣一起去殉情,可是他们身上的钱只够买一瓶农药,而且这瓶农药的药量只够一个人死,可是最后他们两个人都死了,这是为什么呢?答案:他们买了这瓶农药,打开瓶盖,瓶盖上写着:再来一瓶‘

4.问:为什么有钱有权的人都移民了?答:贫贱不能移;

5.问:同样是女的,为什么女朋友好哄,丈母娘不好哄?俺:因为丈母娘已经上过一次当;

6.炎热的下午,有一根火柴头痒痒,挠啊挠啊,然后着火了。于是他去医院包扎,出来之后变成了棉签.

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